Song of the Moment: Falls on Me by Fuel
This is my random DARIA moment. Hehe.
Have you ever had the most tactless set of words you want to say to someone but just can't due to some invisible social walls? Because your source of income depends on it. Or because you're already married to the schmuck. Or because you were born into the Brady Bunch. Or because you gave birth to the Brady Bunch. Or because you're a nun in a convent, but you aspire to be a prostitute at night. You get the picture.
Here are some random things I want to yell out to anyone it applies to. One or more applies to certain people. One or more may not apply to anyone at all. One or more may just sound so bad-ass even if they are meant for fictional characters like the tooth fairy. (Oh, Sorry. Did I just ruin years of childhood bliss?)
1. You have a dead end job. Either you get out of it or die in the process. They don't call it DEAD end for nothing.
2. You don't have a job, and you don't have a lot of friends. Well, boo hoo. Get out of that couch and do something with your life.
3. Admit it. You're just with him/her for his/her money. You may be living the lifestyle you wanted, but not the life you wanted.
4. Who sets the rules in your life? You do.
5. You're too young. You don't know sh*t about the world.
6. You're too old. You don't know sh*t about the world.
7. You listen to people when they say you're too young/old. So, when will you ever be just the right age for anything?
8. Stay away from me, energy vampires. I've had enough of your drama.
9. I won't always be here. Let's see how you deal with that.
10. You're too cheerful. It's annoying.
11. You think they care about what you need and what you want? Awww. That's cute. See, they don't really like you, honey. They just like how you bring money to their cause.
12. Why are you being such a victim? The world does not revolve around you.
13. Don't be so naive. You've been fantasizing about this all your life.
14. Don't be so pretentious. You know you want this and you don't want that.
15. At the extremes of the spectrum, there are only carnal needs and higher needs. Why are you dwelling in the in-between?
16. You think your late night, sick sad little world is happiness? Then, why do you always wake up with a bad hangover, next to someone you don't even know? That's being happy all right. Yesiree.
17. Thinking about different ways you can kill someone doesn't mean you will. Have fun.
18. Make up your mind! The world will not wait for your ego.
19. So you're thin and that's beautiful? You're probably just as much of a stick in bed.
20. "OMG. I can't believe you just said that." OMG. What century are you stuck in?
Now if one or more of these statements hit you in the head and make you go "You're right" while nodding apologetically, then I guess I actually wrote that for you after all. You just needed someone to tell you the painful truth about who you are and where you are at the moment. But yeah, that's just forcing puzzle pieces to fit together. Hehehe. But seriously. May someone actually tell you these things so you'll wake up and get your life all stirred up to utter excitement.
How about you? What's that one tactless remark you've been dying to say to [insert name here]? Go crazy.
